Monday, January 27, 2020
Can anyone find a non-creepy picture of Bill Armintrout?
The picture above is of Mr. William Armintrout, owner and Editor of The Miniatures Page, a “family friendly” website that promotes miniatures hobby wargaming and, occasionally, child marriage, white supremacist literature, and nuking the fuck out of any country that isn’t ‘Muricuh.
Bill bans people who objects to these things while letting content pirates and folks who defend hebophile rapists in court roam about. It’s keeping the site “politics free” that’s Bill’s main goal, so he’ll ban people for being horrified that site members suggest that the U.S. Army should use S.S.tactics in Afghanistan while giving those who make such suggestions a mild slap on the wrist, if anything.
He’s also been known to use his site to describe teenage girls as “sloppy” or not “sloppy”.
I am not a fan of Mr. Armintrout and I think he is a nasty blotch on our hobby. However, if anyone can find a picture of him where he DOESN’T look like an extremely creepy dirty old man, I’d love to see it.
Link in the comments section, below, please,
Labels:
Bill Armintrout,
Comedy,
Rants
Saturday, July 14, 2018
Vanguard Miniatures 3mm Gothic Science Fiction Line: Introduction
Although
today I am scornful of Games Workshop and even more so of the
company’s fanbois, the plain truth is that GW is responsable for
making me a serious miniatures wargamer.
I
began collecting and playing with little toy soldiers when I was six
and my grandfather bought my uncle and I a couple of boxes of Airfix
Napoleonic figures. I collected Airfix and (later) Atlantic 20mm
plastic soldiers throughout my childhood. As I moved into
adolescence, I began to play simple wargames with these using
Brigadier Young’s “Charge!” rules. (In spite of being an
American, then, my entry into the hobby was, ironically, very
typically British. Perhaps this is why I sympathize more with the
British side of the hobby today. But that’s another post.)
By
the time I was ten, I had begun collecting small numbers of lead
figures, most particularly 28mm fantasy and 6mm science fiction. I
only seriously began to look at miniatures gaming, however, when I
was finishing up college in the late 1980s.
My
first attempt to build “serious” armies was using Games Workshop
(Citadel, at the time, really) hard plastic Space Marines: the
original “Beakies”. I got sucked into it by Karl Heistermann and
Doug Shuler (pre-Wizards of the Coast career), who worked at my FLGS
and had developed a simple and fun set of rules to move the boxes of
marines they had ordered. (This was pre-Warhammer 40K, actually.)
Enter
Adeptus Titanicus
Two
years later, Games Workshop launched what was to become their entry
game for their 6mm Warhammer 40k line: Adeptus
Titanicus.
I
can’t recall ever being so excited over a wargame release.
The
game seemed to me to be pure genius: a 6mm science fiction game with
a unique “look” (gothic science fiction wasn’t a thing back
then) and accessible rules, which allowed me to put hordes of figures
on the table? It could have been custom-designed for my likes. I
bought AT and its follow-up game, Space Marine,
as soon as they were launched and I haunted Pegasus Games in Madison
Wisconsin, looking for new releases for the system.
I
quickly painted Dark Angel, White Scar and Eldar armies. Looking back
on all this, I am amazed at how affordable the hobby was back then! I
had three Phantom titans in my Eldar force, even though I was a
starving university student working for minimum wage. Space
Marine/Adeptus Titanicus was my first completed wargame
project, where I painted multiple armies and terrain and used them to
set up a convention game. And, as I recollect, the game was a hell of
a lot of fun.
In
1990, I emigrated to Brazil, but I still followed Space
Marine at a distance. Unfortunately, there was no way to
get GW products in Brazil, at the time, except through pirates —
and didn’t do 6mm. I thus migrated to other manufactures, scales,
and periods (DBA figuring large in my scheme of things back in those
days). Shortly after the turn of the centutry, pressed for space and
money (and with freight prices to Brazil being what they are), I
moved decisively into 3mm for all of my periods and have been happily
painting and modeling in picoscale ever since.
As
GW’s prices skyrocketed and they became the company we all love to
hate through market manipulation and relentless production of skub, I
turned my back on them. I began to feel nothing but pity and scorn
towards the people who were willing to shell out thousands of pounds
to play in the increasingly overpriced “Games Workshop hobby”.
Furthermore, the aesthetic GW began promoting for the Warhammer 40K
universe turned me off. Originally, it was a very “Heavy
Metal/2000AD” kind of look: sci-fi, unique, kind of
ornate, but still “clean” looking. As the 1990s advanced,however,
it became increasingly baroque and cartoonish.
The
moment Space Marine “jumped the
shark” for me was when Gee Dubs started producing ork vehicles that
were essentially 16th century cannon on wheels with little medieval
towers atop. They just looked ridiculous to me. The “no gurls
allowed” aspect of the Warhammer 40k universe also got worse and
worse. The background started out as a sort of tongue-in-cheek heavy
metal riff: sexist, sure, but silly sexist. “Spinal Tap”, not
Proud Boys. As the years went by, it became more and more of a
grimdark heavy metal wet dream universe: the kind of wet dream, more
over a particularly spotty and socially inept adolescent boy with a
nazi fetish would have. To me, Warhammer 40k just became stupid and
disgusting.
I
never lost that feeling of enchantment I had with the original Epic
series of games, however. Those were cute and silly and just plain
fun.
Vanguard
Miniatures gives me back my youth
Last
July, my webfriend Mathieu posted some photos of a new line of 3mm
figures. Now Mat has been attempting for some time to do 3mm Epic
Gothic Sci Fi and I’ve been mostly “yeah, whatevs” because his
suppliers are all on Shapeways (crap castings at premium prices) and,
so far, the castings he’s been getting copied, to me, the worst of
GW’s overly roccocco-style of figures.
The
new castings Mat had were crisp and clean, however, and followed the
aestetic that originally attracted me to gothic sci-fi (loopy enough
to be unique and space-opera-ish, but not ridiculous). They were from
a company I’d never herd of before: Vanguard Miniatures, out of the
U.K.
The
more I looked into Vanguard’s press releases, the more I became
intrigued. The figures looked to be unbelievably top notch: extremely
detailed and well-cast. The more I learned about them, the more that
old feeling from thirty years ago began to grow in my breast.
Eventually, all I could think, contemplating Vanguard’s new line
was “coooooool”.
I
orderd a bunch as soon as they came out, but post being what it is to
Brasil (still), I had to wait until early June to get my mitts on a
bunch.
So
how are they?
Absolutely
luvverly.
In
Part II of this report, we will take a detailed look at what I
consider to be the most exciting 3mm release in a decade.
Saturday, May 20, 2017
And now for something completely different... 15mm Dwarves
Twenty years ago, I got sucked into the De Bellis Antiquitatus (DBA) and Hordes of the Things (HotT) craze while I was at U.W. Madison, finishing up my undergrad degree. DBA and HotT shared the same system. They were quick play rules for miniatures that allowed one to build an army with less than fifty figures and complete a game in an hour. Indeed, at the old U.W. Wargamers Club, we'd typically play eight to twelve games a day.
I had tried 28mm fantasy miniatures before, with 1st Edition Warhamste... Warhammer, and TSR's Battlesystem. Alexandre Bubel and I even put together some respectable recasted armies when we worked for Devir Livraria in São Paulo, so that we could give kids a visual focus when we taught them about this new-fangled role-playing thing. But I'd never been able to paint up more than a half-dozen regiments or so and, since I was then living in a 30 meter square kitchette off Av. Paulista, with a wife, kid and a cat, playing fantasy battles in 28mm the "Grand Manner" was nothing more than a pipe dream.
But DBA/HoTT was another kettle of lead entirely. A game system that I could play on a coffee table, with armies and terrain that could be hauled around in my backpack?! And it's even geared for 15mm figures AND you can easily play campaigns with it?!! And the rules only cost five USD and come with over a hundred army lists?!!!
Sign me up!
With Phil Baker's marvelous system, I could not only complete armies, I could collect them. And collect them I did, because at around this time (the spring of 1998 or thereabouts), I wandered down to The Last Square and discovered Black Raven Foundy's beautiful line of large 15mm fantasy figures. Karl, the shop's co-owner, had bought them on a whim, knowing how DBA/HoTT was taking the local community by storm. I saw them on the spinner in the back of the shop and it was love at first sight for me. These figures were so detailed and beautiful that they looked like they had been sculpted in 28mm. Indeed, AFAIK, the folks at Black Raven were the first to make 15mm figs in the Games Workshop "Heroic" style. I immediately bought three packs of elves -- cavalry, pikes and longbows -- and started painting them that night.
The next year, I was back in Brazil, doing my master's at the National Museum in Rio. Throughout my master's and doctorate, I continued to paint 15mm fantasy figures and play HotT (generally solitaire), but around 2005, my tastes changed to collecting picoscale (3mm) science fiction and WWII stuff. My 15mm collection got locked away in a dozen hat boxes and it was largely forgotten, until this year.
In December of 2016, however, "The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour" (real name witheld to protect the not-so-innocent) from the infamous Frothers board, said he'd be coming up from Australia and wanted to know if I'd like any figs from Eureka. Seeing as how I'd been planning to do a Colonial Portuguese game for some time and Grumpy in Australia is the only person who sculpts Colonial Portuguese (in 15mm), I asked if he could get me some of Grumpy's figs and he very cheerfully complied.
This got me thinking in 15mm again.
So in February, when Tim Porter told me he'd be coming down to Rio and wondered if he couldn't bring me some stuff from England, I asked him to bring along some of Mark Copplestone's beautiful 15mm barbarians and dwarves.
Both Tim and JJCH are true gentlemen gamers in the old-school British style and they remind me of why I got into wargaming in the first place, back in the days of make-do proxy figures (usually 20mm plastic Airfix) and homebrewed rules. Back before official rules, official figure sets and "collectors' models" costing over a thousand pounds. Back when you'd toss a book on a table and call it a "hill"
and invite a bunch of mates over for a beer and some laughs. So it's appropriate that they seem to have gotten me back into 15mm, again. (Not that I plan to neglect God's True Scale (3mm), mind you...)
So, I'd been geeking out on Greg Stafford's Glorantha mythos for some time and I decided that I wanted to do an Iron Age rip-off... er, homage to that. I'd use all the figs I had painted up that didn't quite fit into my regular fantasy set-up to do this, plus the newly acquired Copplestone stuff. On the one hand, I'd have the Evil Empire -- an Iron Age version of the Lunar Empire -- and on the other, the rugged barbarian alliance -- a take off on the Sartarites.
The Imperial troops were already mostly ready: a bunch of Foundry Imperial Romans acquired back in the 20th century. To them, I added a sinister scrum of chaos wizards and their mercenary barbarian retainers (who I figure come from this world's version of North Africa) as the Imperial College of War Mages. They will also be getting a group of "civilized" dwarven auxiliaries in the new future, complete with bear-mounted cataphracts.
The core of the "Army of the Free" would be my newly acquired Copplestone barbarians, backed up by hordes of Celtic warriors acquired decades ago (mostly Argentinean recasts bought on a trip to Buenos Aires in the late 1990s). As allies, they'd get my Copplestone Dwares and a Black Raven Foundry Wood Elf contingent.
Well, after a couple of weeks of repainting, touching up, rebasing and straight-up painting, the first parts of this project -- the dwarves, elves and the core of the Imperial Army -- are ready to go.
Unfortunately, I have had to use my iPad to shoot the following photos, which is less than ideal. Still if you look at the elves and Romans and compare them to the dwarves, you can see how my painting style has evolved over the past two decades. Next post will highlight the Elves and Imperial troops.
This is a fun project which you will be seeing more of. Great thanks out to Tim and JJCH for making it happen!
I had tried 28mm fantasy miniatures before, with 1st Edition Warhamste... Warhammer, and TSR's Battlesystem. Alexandre Bubel and I even put together some respectable recasted armies when we worked for Devir Livraria in São Paulo, so that we could give kids a visual focus when we taught them about this new-fangled role-playing thing. But I'd never been able to paint up more than a half-dozen regiments or so and, since I was then living in a 30 meter square kitchette off Av. Paulista, with a wife, kid and a cat, playing fantasy battles in 28mm the "Grand Manner" was nothing more than a pipe dream.
But DBA/HoTT was another kettle of lead entirely. A game system that I could play on a coffee table, with armies and terrain that could be hauled around in my backpack?! And it's even geared for 15mm figures AND you can easily play campaigns with it?!! And the rules only cost five USD and come with over a hundred army lists?!!!
Sign me up!
With Phil Baker's marvelous system, I could not only complete armies, I could collect them. And collect them I did, because at around this time (the spring of 1998 or thereabouts), I wandered down to The Last Square and discovered Black Raven Foundy's beautiful line of large 15mm fantasy figures. Karl, the shop's co-owner, had bought them on a whim, knowing how DBA/HoTT was taking the local community by storm. I saw them on the spinner in the back of the shop and it was love at first sight for me. These figures were so detailed and beautiful that they looked like they had been sculpted in 28mm. Indeed, AFAIK, the folks at Black Raven were the first to make 15mm figs in the Games Workshop "Heroic" style. I immediately bought three packs of elves -- cavalry, pikes and longbows -- and started painting them that night.
The next year, I was back in Brazil, doing my master's at the National Museum in Rio. Throughout my master's and doctorate, I continued to paint 15mm fantasy figures and play HotT (generally solitaire), but around 2005, my tastes changed to collecting picoscale (3mm) science fiction and WWII stuff. My 15mm collection got locked away in a dozen hat boxes and it was largely forgotten, until this year.
In December of 2016, however, "The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour" (real name witheld to protect the not-so-innocent) from the infamous Frothers board, said he'd be coming up from Australia and wanted to know if I'd like any figs from Eureka. Seeing as how I'd been planning to do a Colonial Portuguese game for some time and Grumpy in Australia is the only person who sculpts Colonial Portuguese (in 15mm), I asked if he could get me some of Grumpy's figs and he very cheerfully complied.
This got me thinking in 15mm again.
So in February, when Tim Porter told me he'd be coming down to Rio and wondered if he couldn't bring me some stuff from England, I asked him to bring along some of Mark Copplestone's beautiful 15mm barbarians and dwarves.
Both Tim and JJCH are true gentlemen gamers in the old-school British style and they remind me of why I got into wargaming in the first place, back in the days of make-do proxy figures (usually 20mm plastic Airfix) and homebrewed rules. Back before official rules, official figure sets and "collectors' models" costing over a thousand pounds. Back when you'd toss a book on a table and call it a "hill"
and invite a bunch of mates over for a beer and some laughs. So it's appropriate that they seem to have gotten me back into 15mm, again. (Not that I plan to neglect God's True Scale (3mm), mind you...)
So, I'd been geeking out on Greg Stafford's Glorantha mythos for some time and I decided that I wanted to do an Iron Age rip-off... er, homage to that. I'd use all the figs I had painted up that didn't quite fit into my regular fantasy set-up to do this, plus the newly acquired Copplestone stuff. On the one hand, I'd have the Evil Empire -- an Iron Age version of the Lunar Empire -- and on the other, the rugged barbarian alliance -- a take off on the Sartarites.
The Imperial troops were already mostly ready: a bunch of Foundry Imperial Romans acquired back in the 20th century. To them, I added a sinister scrum of chaos wizards and their mercenary barbarian retainers (who I figure come from this world's version of North Africa) as the Imperial College of War Mages. They will also be getting a group of "civilized" dwarven auxiliaries in the new future, complete with bear-mounted cataphracts.
The core of the "Army of the Free" would be my newly acquired Copplestone barbarians, backed up by hordes of Celtic warriors acquired decades ago (mostly Argentinean recasts bought on a trip to Buenos Aires in the late 1990s). As allies, they'd get my Copplestone Dwares and a Black Raven Foundry Wood Elf contingent.
Well, after a couple of weeks of repainting, touching up, rebasing and straight-up painting, the first parts of this project -- the dwarves, elves and the core of the Imperial Army -- are ready to go.
Unfortunately, I have had to use my iPad to shoot the following photos, which is less than ideal. Still if you look at the elves and Romans and compare them to the dwarves, you can see how my painting style has evolved over the past two decades. Next post will highlight the Elves and Imperial troops.
This is a fun project which you will be seeing more of. Great thanks out to Tim and JJCH for making it happen!
These are old Black Raven Foundry dwarves, here posing as the Clan Chieftain's picked warriors.
Old Reaper Shadowcorps dwarven berserkers, led by a Copplestone captain.
Kind of a bad shot, but here's the dwarf chieftain. A Copplestone figure.
Here's the whole clan.
Two different shots of the stars of the show: Copplestone dwarfs. These are, without a doubt, the best 15mm dwarves I have ever seen. This is definitely what I imagined when I read LotR 40 years ago, for the first time. I love these guys! Thank you, Tim (and JJHC, for getting me back into 15mm)!
One more shot of the clan's main battleline: Copplestone dwarves.
Dwarven standard bearers. Again, these are old Black Raven Foundry.
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
3mm Mechas and Pico Armor Forum
For those of you who don't know, 3mm figure vendors Pico Armor have revamped their site. They now have a "War College" forum, which is already quite active.
This post is in response to a comment made on that forum that we need O8 to produce some science fiction mechas. While that would be great, it made me realize that a lot of people out there probably don't know that there are already many options for SF mecha-type vehicles. So I decided to drag out some of mine to show what is available and how they paint up!
These were done bit by bit over the last 10 years or so, as I've learned more about how to paint and base 3mm figures. Every one of these groups has about 10-20 mecha: I've just grabbed a handful here to show the variety that's available.
First up, the oldest group, the Red Army.
These guys have two kinds of figures: 5 five Dream Pod 9 Fleet Scale Heavy Gear minis and a 6mm Hound Dog walker from Ground Zero Games "Dirtside" line. I have repainted these twice, each time to make the red more vibrant. You'll notice that one of the DP9 figures has had its missile launcher chopped off to make a recon variant. This was then given to the DP9 figure in the second row to make a missile-heavy support mecha.
Here's the second oldest group, the Tan Army:
These figures are more DP9 and Ground Zero, except this time there's a small recon mech added in from Ground Zero's Full Thrust space combat line. It's tiny, comparaitvely speaking, and in my rules it jumps around a lot and has excellent stealth. These have also been repainted to make the tan stand out more.
The third army I painted (but never completed) are the Blues:
These have even more Ground Zero walkers and two different types of battle armor from Iron Wind Metal's Battletech line. These are perfectly proportioned for 3mm mechs, as you can see, and there are literally dozens you can choose from on Iron Wind's site -- enough to do your own 3mm Battletech, if you so wish.
The next army, chronologically speaking, was the Grey Army, which came in two groups, the first composed of GZG Hound Dogs (not shown here) and the second of these guys:
Those are 15mm Robot Legion Velon Skirmishers, from Blue Moon's Aliens line. They have been suitably modified with railguns and a support missile launcher. Behind them stands a Recce Trooper Drone from DP9's Eden range. At this scale, it's either a Warhound-esque light titan or a superheavy mecha. I find it complements the Velon Skirmishers quite nicely.
This is my newest army: the support battalion for the People's Revolutionary Army on Smade's World. These are also DP 9 figures (fleet scale Terran frames, this time) and they illustrate well my current painting and basing scheme: as bright and clear as I can get!

Finally, here are a selection of command stands. These have regular O8 figures on their bases so you can see how they compare. Note the dark green command stand: that was how I was painting before I realized that one needs to go as bright as possible on these figures:

So there you have it! These are just some of the options open to you if you want 3mm mecha. The Iron Wind battle armor line is particularly diverse. I prefer the DP9 and GZG stuff myself, but that's just my taste.
I do hope that O8 will eventually get around to making more mecha, but as you can see, we are spoilt for choice as is.
And there are so many other figures that can be kitbashed into mecha as well. Here's one from the Risk: Legacy boardgame. It's crappy soft plastic and doesn't hold detail well, but I modified it into a gun-carrying construction mecha for my guerrilha forces:

This should give you an idea of what can be done even with toys and game pieces!
This post is in response to a comment made on that forum that we need O8 to produce some science fiction mechas. While that would be great, it made me realize that a lot of people out there probably don't know that there are already many options for SF mecha-type vehicles. So I decided to drag out some of mine to show what is available and how they paint up!
These were done bit by bit over the last 10 years or so, as I've learned more about how to paint and base 3mm figures. Every one of these groups has about 10-20 mecha: I've just grabbed a handful here to show the variety that's available.
First up, the oldest group, the Red Army.
These guys have two kinds of figures: 5 five Dream Pod 9 Fleet Scale Heavy Gear minis and a 6mm Hound Dog walker from Ground Zero Games "Dirtside" line. I have repainted these twice, each time to make the red more vibrant. You'll notice that one of the DP9 figures has had its missile launcher chopped off to make a recon variant. This was then given to the DP9 figure in the second row to make a missile-heavy support mecha.
Here's the second oldest group, the Tan Army:
These figures are more DP9 and Ground Zero, except this time there's a small recon mech added in from Ground Zero's Full Thrust space combat line. It's tiny, comparaitvely speaking, and in my rules it jumps around a lot and has excellent stealth. These have also been repainted to make the tan stand out more.
The third army I painted (but never completed) are the Blues:
These have even more Ground Zero walkers and two different types of battle armor from Iron Wind Metal's Battletech line. These are perfectly proportioned for 3mm mechs, as you can see, and there are literally dozens you can choose from on Iron Wind's site -- enough to do your own 3mm Battletech, if you so wish.
The next army, chronologically speaking, was the Grey Army, which came in two groups, the first composed of GZG Hound Dogs (not shown here) and the second of these guys:

This is my newest army: the support battalion for the People's Revolutionary Army on Smade's World. These are also DP 9 figures (fleet scale Terran frames, this time) and they illustrate well my current painting and basing scheme: as bright and clear as I can get!


So there you have it! These are just some of the options open to you if you want 3mm mecha. The Iron Wind battle armor line is particularly diverse. I prefer the DP9 and GZG stuff myself, but that's just my taste.
I do hope that O8 will eventually get around to making more mecha, but as you can see, we are spoilt for choice as is.
And there are so many other figures that can be kitbashed into mecha as well. Here's one from the Risk: Legacy boardgame. It's crappy soft plastic and doesn't hold detail well, but I modified it into a gun-carrying construction mecha for my guerrilha forces:

This should give you an idea of what can be done even with toys and game pieces!
Labels:
3mm,
Dream Pod 9,
Ground Zero Games,
Iron Wind Metals,
Mecha,
Sci Fi
Friday, August 19, 2016
New Sci Fi Game Board
Here is an "alien world" set up I am doing for quick and dirty science fiction games in 3mm. I wanted something cheap and cheerfull and simple. Hills are "wedding cake" style with dunes sloped on one side. They are both made out of foam core, covered with artist's PVC gesso.
The boards themselves are just MDF slabs covered in gessoed canvas, bought at my local art supply store. The forests are bits of loofa sponge, flocked with various colors. The Alien Idol is some kid's cereal prize I found on the street and re-purposed.
The boards themselves are just MDF slabs covered in gessoed canvas, bought at my local art supply store. The forests are bits of loofa sponge, flocked with various colors. The Alien Idol is some kid's cereal prize I found on the street and re-purposed.
The Jerry Lundegaard of Wargaming
Sane Max over on Frothers UK pointed out the now-obvious resemblence between The Miniatures Page's Bill Armintrout and Jerry Lundegard from Fargo. I thought it deserved to be remembered, so...
Sunday, September 20, 2015
First 3mm Ogre Miniatures Game
Here are some pictures from my first 3mm Ogre Miniatures game. The conventional armor is all Oddzial Osmy and the Ogres are Plasmablast conversions. The scenario was a heavy Combine armor strike against an extended Paneuropean front. The Combine's goal was to destroy the city at mid-table on the Paneuro baseline. They almost made it.
I used my home-brewed drone and mine rules. They seemed to work fairly well. The mines in particular slowed the Combine down a turn and led directly to the Pansie victory.
The table at start, as seen from above.
The Combine forces: Ogres Mama Spank and Nervous George (with a full compliment of drones) are accompanied by a heavy armor battalion and a GEV strike company.
The Pansies stand ready with an entire heavy armored battalion with an infantry battalion and a howitzer battery in support.
The Combine hooks right and the Paneuropeans scramble to meet them.
Game over, man. The Ogres eventually grind to a halt in the Paneuropean minefields just in front of the city.
I used my home-brewed drone and mine rules. They seemed to work fairly well. The mines in particular slowed the Combine down a turn and led directly to the Pansie victory.
The table at start, as seen from above.
The Combine forces: Ogres Mama Spank and Nervous George (with a full compliment of drones) are accompanied by a heavy armor battalion and a GEV strike company.
The Pansies stand ready with an entire heavy armored battalion with an infantry battalion and a howitzer battery in support.
The Combine hooks right and the Paneuropeans scramble to meet them.
Game over, man. The Ogres eventually grind to a halt in the Paneuropean minefields just in front of the city.
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
3mm Ogre Miniatures Project Moves Along
I've mostly been concentrating on 2mm and 3mm Napoleonics this year, following the release of Blucher. That doesn't mean I haven't had time to paint up some Ogre Minis, however. Here's an overview of what's been done with the Paneuropeans so far...
Here's the better part of a Paneuropean armored battalion near a city. Tanks are all O8 except for a Plasmablast cybertank in the back left.
Here are the Ogre/GEV conventional unit types I have so far:
Going from right to left we have power armor, a light tank (actually a French AMX-90 with plasticard side skirts added on), a heavy tank, a GEV, a GEV-PC, a Missile Tank, a Mobile Howitzer and a Howitzer (kit-bashed from plasticard and the spare cannon barrel that comes with the mobile howitzer).
I still need L-GEVs and Superheavy Tanks.
A close-up of the light tank and the heavy tank. The heavy used to be my "lights", but I decided to change this after hearing Mathieu Moyen was going with British Scorpions as his Lights. The O8 "Aliens Universe" tank is too much like a Combine Heavy to want to use it for anything else. And that's when I realized that I have a bunch of AMX-90s going unused. I cut thin plasticard strips at 2mm x 8mm and glued them over the treads. Sure enough: they look acceptably sci-fi and their size is spot on.
Above , we see a howitzer battery and the command troop of the 1st Polish Lancers. In the back left, you can see a cybertank, made from a Plasmablast 6mm Marhaf Legion model. This is going to be a cybertank destroyer in my Ogre-inspired miniatures rules, Luftpanzer.
A city, made out of Spartan Games discontinued "base" pieces for their space combat game. Also, some Monopoly City pieces. All gluesd down to a CD base.
I can't recall if I posted these before. This shows how I converted a Plasmablast tank into an Ogre.
Well, that's it for now! Hopefully this project will be up and running by Christmas!
Labels:
3mm,
O8,
Ogre,
Plasmablast,
Sci Fi
Sunday, August 2, 2015
Taking my troops to show and tell: Black Powder, 3mm
"Do you really want to see what Ido with my free time?"
"Of course Professor Blanchette!" Then, perhaps remembering that I study sex work: "Er... what is it?"
"Wargaming."
"Oh! Like Warcraft?"
Sigh...
So anyhow, that's how I ended up taking my Black Powder set-up to NUPEM for an afternoon. I brought along a little bit of everything, including a selection of rules and Osprey bookc, my paint set, and - of course - the figures and terrain.
Wouldn't you knoiw, the kids figured it our right away? Turns outmany of them have already played computer games like Total War. They even know the lexicon! It was very easy to show them how things work!
We didn't have time to play a game, but I ran them through a few moves and combats. Several of them seemed to enjoy it quite a bit, including several young women! That was really cool, given that wargaming is still very much a male ghetto. One kid said he wanted to set up a Saga campaign with me, so there is hope for gaming in the future!
Anyhow, here are the pics...
Overview of the 3 x 2 foot table.
The French move into the valley.
A regiment of Chasseurs a Cheval charges the Austrian Hussars...
Cavalry battle on the left flank.
Monday, May 18, 2015
Magister Militum's 18th Century 3mm figures
As many people now know, Magister Militum has launched a series of new 3mm lines:Ancients, Pike and Shot and early 18th century. They have massively expanded the options for 3mm gaming overnight and, curiously, haven't really bothered to publicize their new line.
I've been waiting for something like this for some time now, as I´ve always wanted to play Sam Mustafa's Maurice in 3mm. So when I heard about the new lines, I squeed more than a Japanese schoolgirl at a Cheap Trick concert. I ordered a bunch of 18 century stuff immediately.
I bought MM's
musketeers, cavalry and artillery in tricornes, because I wanted to
do some rather generic 18th century imaginations. Also
available are pikes in tricornes and 17th century cavalry,
which can still work as early 18th century heavy cavalry.
Like many people who are probably reading this, I wanted to see the
figures first hand before buying a lot of them. In particular, I
wanted to see how they compared to Oddzial Osmy's every-expanding and
excellent lines of 3mm miniatures. So I bought three packs of
infantry, two of cavalry and one of artillery.
Luckily, the
ever-gentlemanly Time Porter was on his way down to Rio de Janeiro on
business and agreed to carry the figs for me. This is the second time
Tim has done this and I really owe him something cool, because he's
had to deal with the Brazilian postal system twice now. Thank you
very, very much Tim! This has been a great present!
The good, the bad and the ugly
The good news is that the figures are perfectly acceptable. This worried me, as 3mm is a tricky scale to do. Marcin at O8 gets around most of the problems by casting in a hard zinc and aluminium alloy, which holds detail like no one's business. Unfortunately, it also has very little give and will break rather than bend.
MM has decided to cast in good ´ol lead alloy. They've gotten around
the problems this presents by making their figures noticeably more
chunky than O8´s. This is not necessarily a bad thing, especially
because the soft metal means they can be easily modified –
something one can´t say for O8´s miniatures. The pikes, of course,
are ridiculously thick, but if you are playing in micro- and
picoscales, you already know that some sacrifices must be made. If
you´re really anal-retentive, you can hack off MM´s pikes quite
easily and substitute piano wire. Sure, it'd be a hassle to do a
whole pike block or phalanx like this, but it could be done!
The bad news is that MM's figures are uneven in quality. The infantry
is quite good, if chunky: 8 figures on a 20mm frontage, with no space
between the figures versus O8's 10 figures on the same frontage,
with, if anything, too much space between the figures. I originally
didn´t like the cavalry much, but they´ve grown on me as I´ve
painted them. The one problem is that their heads seem far too big.
Perhaps this is due to the (understandable) desire to cast them with
identifiable tricornes, but the best adjective for the cavalry is
still “bobbleheaded”.
The artillery, however, is a crying shame. The cannon has no carriage, only a gun tube with two wheels attached to it. In fact, the whole thing looks like some sort of pornographic parody of a cannon, or perhaps a toy cannon. In any case, it is unacceptable. I don´t know why MM decided to go with this cast as it's not like it's difficult to model cannons at this scale. Furthermore, O8´s cannon won´t look good with MM's gunners, who also suffer from the same bobbleheadedness as the cavalry. Fortunately, one doesn´t need many artillery pieces for a game of Maurice and, because of MM's decision to go with a soft alloy, the artillery is easily modified. I sliced the wheels off of mine, stuck in some square plastic rod bits where the wheels used to be, then sliced off two thin sections of plastic tubing for new wheels. The result is perfectly acceptable on the tabletop and even looks OK close-up.
Be advised, however, that if you buy MM's artillery, you'll get this.
It looks even worse in real life than it does in this picture. All the doubts you have about that figure? They are all perfectly true. So if you don't want to mod your own cannons and don't want semi-pornographic artillery, you might want to wait until O8 releases 18th century figures or until MM recasts its crap artillery.
The artillery, however, is a crying shame. The cannon has no carriage, only a gun tube with two wheels attached to it. In fact, the whole thing looks like some sort of pornographic parody of a cannon, or perhaps a toy cannon. In any case, it is unacceptable. I don´t know why MM decided to go with this cast as it's not like it's difficult to model cannons at this scale. Furthermore, O8´s cannon won´t look good with MM's gunners, who also suffer from the same bobbleheadedness as the cavalry. Fortunately, one doesn´t need many artillery pieces for a game of Maurice and, because of MM's decision to go with a soft alloy, the artillery is easily modified. I sliced the wheels off of mine, stuck in some square plastic rod bits where the wheels used to be, then sliced off two thin sections of plastic tubing for new wheels. The result is perfectly acceptable on the tabletop and even looks OK close-up.
Be advised, however, that if you buy MM's artillery, you'll get this.
It looks even worse in real life than it does in this picture. All the doubts you have about that figure? They are all perfectly true. So if you don't want to mod your own cannons and don't want semi-pornographic artillery, you might want to wait until O8 releases 18th century figures or until MM recasts its crap artillery.
Artillery aside, these figures paint
up a treat. As the infantry is strip-mounted, you won´t be able to
cut it apart, as you can do with O8's stuff, in order to vary your
formations. I originally was going to put down three strips per base,
but it looked far too clunky with Maurice's 4 stand infantry units.
I've thus gone 2 strips per base and I am pleased with the result. The flags are, of course, mounted on
telephone poles and far too thick. They are easily clipped off and
replaced with paper flags, as you see here. My flags are hand
painted, but I might replace them with some laser-printed flags at
some point in the future.
One problem the infantry has (or maybe it's not a problem: YMMV): the figures are jammed together, but there's a millimeter of space on each end of the strip. If you put these on 20mm wide bases, there will be gaps between each infantry stand. You can, of course, file the base ends down flush with the soldiers and base on 18mm squares. This would be no problem for Maurice, which measures everything in base-widths, but other rules might suffer.
As you can see in the photos, I didn't file my bases down, so there are gaps between the stands.
One problem the infantry has (or maybe it's not a problem: YMMV): the figures are jammed together, but there's a millimeter of space on each end of the strip. If you put these on 20mm wide bases, there will be gaps between each infantry stand. You can, of course, file the base ends down flush with the soldiers and base on 18mm squares. This would be no problem for Maurice, which measures everything in base-widths, but other rules might suffer.
As you can see in the photos, I didn't file my bases down, so there are gaps between the stands.
Compatability with O8
There's good news and bad news here
as well. The bad news is that because of the figure style, it will be
somewhat jarring for you to place O8 heavy infantry or cavalry on the
same bases or in the same units as MM's stuff. However, they look
perfectly fine when based separately, especially if one uses O8's
stuff for irregular or light troops.
MM says they will have hussars and
grenadiers along presently. I don't think O8's stuff would make good
grenadier substitutes, but several of their figures do just fine for
light troops.
Here are some ACW Zouaves serving as generic Balkans or Turk-style light troops:
Here are busby-equipped chasseurs a cheval, doing excellent work as 18th century hussars. You can compare them with the bobbleheaded MM cavalry behind them. Not an outrageous difference:
Finally, here are ACW confederate skirmishers, painted as German-style jaegers or Freikorps:
Here are some ACW Zouaves serving as generic Balkans or Turk-style light troops:
Here are busby-equipped chasseurs a cheval, doing excellent work as 18th century hussars. You can compare them with the bobbleheaded MM cavalry behind them. Not an outrageous difference:
Finally, here are ACW confederate skirmishers, painted as German-style jaegers or Freikorps:
MM's bases are much thicker than O8's, so I found it necessary to slip in a piece of card under the latter's figures in order to bring their heads' level with the former's. As you can see, O8's stuff is much more delicate than MM's. The cavalry, in particular, is riding horses that are noticeably smaller. This is fine, however, if you want to model light cavalry. Not so good if you were hoping to use O8's stuff for other types of heavy cavalry.
The bottom line
If, like me, you want to play 18th
century warfare right now in 3mm and don't mind doing a bit of
hacking at the artillery, then place an order with Magister Militum.
If you prefer Oddzial Osmy's
delicate style (sometimes far too delicate – half of the Zouaves
popped off their bases while I was clipping them) and very fine
detail, or if the thought of modifying artillery pieces turns your
stomach, then you might want to wait until Marcin's crew bring out
their own 18th
century stuff.
I myself am perfectly happy with my purchase and will be buying MM's grenadiers and other offerings as soon as they come out.
Eye candy...
The initial regiments of my two imaginations: Saxe-Tübbio and Biche-Pliese.
The infantry of Landgravine Elza Pappen, of Biche-Pliese
The red-coated cavalry of Herzogin Heiline D´Taxis, of Saxe-Tübbio.
Two of Herzogin Heiline's regiments. Note that the stands are slightly less than 20mm wide. This means you'll have to cut your bases to 18-19mm if you want an unbroken line of infantry.
I myself am perfectly happy with my purchase and will be buying MM's grenadiers and other offerings as soon as they come out.
Eye candy...
The initial regiments of my two imaginations: Saxe-Tübbio and Biche-Pliese.
The infantry of Landgravine Elza Pappen, of Biche-Pliese
The red-coated cavalry of Herzogin Heiline D´Taxis, of Saxe-Tübbio.
Two of Herzogin Heiline's regiments. Note that the stands are slightly less than 20mm wide. This means you'll have to cut your bases to 18-19mm if you want an unbroken line of infantry.
Labels:
18th century,
3mm,
Magister Militum,
Maurice
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